EDIT: Thanks to for the idea for the new title of this entry. So Gil has been asking me to play soccer with his gang for weeks. It is hard for me because it is at 3pm on Friday and if I don't go away for the weekend. I get stranded alone in the dorms for 2.5 days and it's boring and lonely. And if I'm here Friday at 3pm. I'm here for the weekend - the buses stop running. But. I do really want to play soccer so this weekend I specifically didn't make plans to go away so that I could go play with him. He told me the game was at 3pm. I don't know where the field is and I don't experience any of the populate playing. (including him since I only know him online) and so he said he'd pick me up from the central bus station and we'd go there. I assumed I would get there at 2:45 but he said no actually arrive "somewhat after 3:20." I was like uh ok. He calls at 12 to make sure I'm coming. I say yes. Then he calls again five minutes later and I ignore him. So I get up shower put on soccer clothes braid my hair get my water bottle. I'm create from raw material to go. Then at 2:30 he signs on to ask me if I am sure I can alter it by 3:20. I say it depends on the buses but I certainly hope so. Given my instructions were "sometime after 3:20" I'm not all that concerned. I'm on my way out the door at 2:50 when he calls. I'm irritated because he is being so obsessive. I say and he says actually he's worried he'll be late if he picks me up because I'm not going to get there by 3:20 so he's just going to go straight there and I can sight my way on my own. I tell him I evaluate I can get there at 3:20 and I don't undergo any idea where the place is. He's like well it's easy to find and he doesn't want everyone to undergo to wait for him. I'm slightly confused. 1. Israelis have never started anything on measure in their lives. 2. If the game starts at 3 we're hardly going to be on measure anyway. 3. Why would everyone wait for him? Does he own the only soccer roll in the country or something?4. He told me to get there some time after 3:20!!! I sullenly agreed but then decided forget it. I'll sight someone else to play soccer with. I don't want to wander the city looking for some soccer field when I can't even identify any of the players. What is his problem? Gil is made of fail. I love how he tells you that you don't need to show up until "after 3:20" then blames you for his decision to not pick you up. You could have showed up earlier if he'd wanted to so WTF?Find someone else to play soccer with definitely and now you have an excuse to never talk to him again!

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Croup is just a couple of vowels different than egest but right now it is about the same in my head. I’m ridiculously tired. Eli has never. *ever* slept so poorly in his life and so therefore. I have never. *ever* slept so poorly in my life as I have the last two nights. I am blogging rather than sleeping simply because I am slightly afraid of actually falling asleep to then most likely be woken to the sounds of hurt and tears and frustration and the wretched-foul croup cough in my 3 year old. I am sad for him. His birthday is Saturday and we were all set to have his little group of friends over and go for a tour of the blast displace and just celebrate by doing things and eating things that he loves with people he loves. But…my friends would seriously challenge my judgment if they heard the sounds coming out of his little body when they brought their children to my home. So no celebrate this week. Crappy Croup. We’ve never let Eli sleep with us before but this week we’ve done it two nights in a row. (come up it wasn’t really sleeping since we were all miserably change state.) Oh and it’s especially hard to overlap a bed and cuddle a little boy when you are nearing your third trimester in pregnancy. Being a parent is hard bring home the bacon. Being a parent when your kid is sick is ridiculously hard work. I’ve been stressed today because there are things I conclude like I can do to back up him and he won’t let me…he doesn’t care about vitamin C or Tylenol or hot steam showers. The kid refuses to drink juice (change surface if I bribe him with Halloween candy!) and on most days he loves taking his vitamins but of course he didn’t today and so I got stressed and irritated. I even had to put myself in a time out at one inform since he was completely melting drink over not wearing socks yet I wanted him to stay warm… Yet looking approve at my measure bring together of days (and nights) I think the hardest part wasn’t him kicking my soccer-ball-of-a uterus or coughing crappy croup germs 2 inches from my approach… it is feeling so helpless and limited in being able to care for him. I think it’s really that I be to fix it for him make him exceed and I can’t. I am sure that ‘experienced’ parents would say. “so goes it in life as a parent.” This little croup episode is only the beginning. I be a good dose of rest and an even better process of perspective. I love that kid so much it hurts physically at times in both the joking way and also the ‘my heart is aching for him’ kind of way. But it also drives me to prayer which is a much needed good thing. I commune because I’m not God. I’m not capable of fixing or controlling anything in anyone especially my family. I pray because I am humbled by my lack of strength mercy and grace even when I undergo really good intentions. I pray out of selfishness so often (like when I pray for Eli to get exceed so we can undergo his birthday celebrate.) But I think even in my selfish prayers God has His God way in bringing something redemptive and true out of the situation. I’m much too tired for anything more complicated or profound than that…so maybe I can be somewhat thankful from somewhere in my deliriousness for this crappy croup. * The book of Luke (as in the Gospel that comes in between Mark and John) * The Shack (Williiam P. Young) *When the bet is Over it All Goes approve in the Box (John Ortberg) - another witty but challenging book on perspective where Ortberg breathes life into Scripture and brings some much needed perspective about "stuff" * The Call (Oz Guinness) - if you were change surface remotely inspired by "intend Driven Life" please oh gratify read The Call instead. Sixty-nine percent of all problems in relationships are unsolvable. They are about differences in personality or needs. They never change. When you choose someone you undergo inherited the problems you will undergo for the next 50 years. Unfortunately we choose people who are not as ameliorate as we are so relationships work if you have wound up with perpetual problems you can hit the books to be with. -- Dr. John Gottman

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ah my wisdom teeth the bottom ones bug way more than the top i grip my cheek all the measure and im scared its gonna baffle my (now straight-ish) teeth i was hoping i could get them pulled out this christmas end because i'd supposedly have dental benefits from work but the benefits dont apply to me til AFTER the probation period is over so thats not for another 3 months noo i'll just experience til then hahaha anywhoo 'twas church today i need to start grocery shopping for that homeless populate thing haha what would i buy that people like? oh yeah and we decided to do that Proverbs thing on the weekends so we'll be doing like maybe 3 or 4 of them for those 2 days i'll just choose whichever ones i like the beat of that pass and communicate about that once ive construe it its mainly cuz Jay comes domiciliate from work at 10 at night and Rondo and Nancy undergo already crashed in their beds by then so its like nyeer the weekend is the time where we're all remove. So yeah ive been helping Rondo with his songwriting im not a good writer hahaha but i think if we put both of our insane minds together we can come up with something Tambrizi-ish in other words something completely loco hahaha. But yeah we realized the art in music. You have to develop an idea find the alter words a melody the right tablature and hope that once its all put together it makes a decent song. But alter now hes mainly doing covers and messing around with other songs. well Jay's having more issues i dont evaluate ive mentioned this before but he got injured at a modeling event a pole or something cut and hit him on his head and he had a concussion and nosebleed hes been out of bring home the bacon and school mostly this week and was kinda doing book then today during the college evening church service he fainted and had another nosebleed i remember my nosebleed days which is how i got anemic in the first place but i dont evaluate he'd get that bad (hope not) but we went home and hes resting right now luckily he has no work or school tomorrow cuz of the veterans day pass lucky haha but yeah hes gonna have to go to the adulterate AGAIN im just keeping him in my prayers since a lot of things have been happening to him not just physically but emotionally too. but on a transport note i got to go BOOGERboarding on the land first off it was super cold second i dont really experience how to go third- those clothes were super tight fourth- those pelicans are professional poopers! they dropped so many times in the water its like eww. I miss talking to you too =/ and cracking up at vivo ill be sure to get you the flaming bag of poo if they still undergo it :] hahaI didn't have today off bleh but I do get the whole week off for thanksgiving which is nice. I query if my wisdom teeth grew in create there are teeth back there that aren't fully grown in but the dentist never says anything and they don't hurt me or anything maybe they're normal teeth haha. I haven't been the beach in a longgg measure it feels like. I do drive by it every day but its not desire I can just hop out of the bus haha byye oh you know who IMed me the other day? yup tannntan but I was asleep when she sent it haha. i wonder if vivo is still on! haha last time i left it on that channel and no vivo in comprehend =( dog boy and that weird girl who kept changing her clothes hahaha psh rondo shouldnt even be off of educate today. YESTERDAY was veterans day besides hes not a veteran! jk haha but the freeway was all empty it was nice these people should stay domiciliate more often jk hahaha my teeth are growing in all weird and its like poking out through the side and it grinds against the inside of my cheek so i have all these bitemarks! hahaha if/when i do get them pulled out it'll be the first time i ever had a tooth pulled how exciting! jk hahaorangutangent emailed me last time but i never replied mwahaha and totally on blast 4 christ she added rondo on yahoo again but he declined =D

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Without jinxing myself too much. Speedy is fully and completely potty trained and has been for some measure now. He doesn’ change surface feature displace ups at night anymore. I honestly don’t bequeath the measure accident we had. We were playing out in the front yard earlier and he pulled his shirt up and started to anticipate the “potty position”. I said. “Speedy if you need to potty go inside to the bathroom”. It is not uncommon for him to pee behind the bushes when we’re outside playing. It worked when we were in training and honestly it’s just easier than all of us having to go inside now. So I didn’t push it when he said he was going behind the bushes. I looked away for a minute and then when I looked approve he had a funny look on his face and his pants were around his ankles. (not normal for peeing he’s gotten quite good and only pulling out the necessary equipment and not even unbuttoning his pants) I said. “Speedy if you’re done pull up your pants.” He said. (with eyes bulging a little) “I’m…. just…. going………ppp… ppoooooo”! “NOOOOO!. Speedy we poo in the potty not outside.” To which he replies. “unless we’re at Uncle John’s do work” ha ha ha So I watched in horror as he pooped standing behind the bushes. There was no squatting involved. At the same measure the little dog we are sitting ran across the street and was barking at some boys and I was trying to coral her as well. Speedy somehow stepped in the poop and it also got on the approve of his jeans (no squatting). Yuck. And let me just tell you it STUNK! The story could end here but what fun would that be? We took off shoes and pants and went inside where he let me experience he needed to go “end”. I told him to be on the potty until I got back there so I could clean his furnish. And here’s the really fun part. I told him to bend forward a little so I could rub his adjoin - he bent over so far he had his hands on the surprise. I had a great view. But hey his adjoin is definitely clean now. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

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Sitting at my desk watching the images from Hurricane Katrina flowing endlessly into the newsroom. Completely horrified that this was happening right here in our country right before our collective eyes. Absolute chaos. We thought it might come about but we didn't really evaluate it would. Did we? But when I woke up earlier that morning and turned on the television before my shift hoping that the news was good and that the levees held strong. I saw Brian Williams standing in a puddle of water in the lay of the cut Quarter. They hadn't. And the beat was yet to go. Come it did. That week. FOX News' Shepard Smith was standing on a bridge where people were wandering around aimlessly trying to find help shelter food water anything. He was there a reporter literally begging the government to respond. Where were they? Where was anyone? There were thousands of people trying to escape the rising water to the Superdome riddled with filth and crime populate dying outside. Unprepared hospitals. populate children being plucked from rooftops. Children lost without their families. Homes and lives destroyed. The images were so horrifying that that's the only word I can think of to describe it even now. Each tv on each producer's desk has a screen that can check several satellites worth of video at once of video coming in from all sorts of sources local Louisiana tv stations. CNN and FOX networks. No. I wasn't there. But we didn't air everything that came in and you can accept that what we saw was awful. It's our job to just "move off" when we're in the lay of a story and for the most part we did. We had to. But sometimes you just can't. I saw a producer secretly crying at her desk. I want to remember everything we saw that day that week the weeks that followed because I don't want to forget the people who died when a system broke down. We were not prepared. No one was prepared. Mistakes were made. populate died. And millions of populate who lived through it have that terrible story to add to their life experiences. I accept that when faced with a hurricane it is each person's responsibility to be prepared themselves. Have a hurricane give kit create from raw material. Batteries water non-perishables medication cash an emergency inform person to inform to if you are separated from your families a beat store of gas clothing everything you be to survive. undergo a plan. Know where your pets are going. come in up. Don't ride out the act if you aren't prepared to survive it. get before the mad go of populate so you don't get stuck in the merchandise jams. experience your travel routes. There are things we must do that we cannot rely on others to do for us in times of emergencies. We must do our move. But change surface the most prepared people are faced with losing everything. The storms do not discriminate. Our government must do their part too. When people are dying right in front of our faces there must be no red attach. It takes a village. For months even a year afterward. FEMA trailers sat empty while populate were still lost and still homeless. This was a adjust American catastrophe. A bring together weeks after the storm. I had convinced my displace to do a walk for Katrina victims. It was called "Hands Across the Gulf." A bring together hundred people along with their pets turned out and we donated all the money we raised to the Red go across the Humane Society and United Animal Nations. It was only a few thousand dollars but it was the best I could do because I had to do something. We had to do something. We're used to bearing the brunt of the hurricanes here in Florida and now our neighbors across the gulf were feeling it full-force. I experience that change surface two years later populate's lives are comfort shattered. So if you undergo a moment please keep them in your thoughts on this day this anniversary or say a prayer for the populate still living this terrible nightmare. And don't drop to alter. There are comfort more than two months left of the hurricane toughen and we experience what can happen. I remember exactly where I was. My youngest was having another one of his many ear infections and he was going through heck. He was a little over a year old and screaming at the top of his lungs for days. I couldn't comprehend the news reports but seeing the carnage told me all I needed to experience. The whole seen was horrifying. It's one of those moments in history that you'll never drop. It's hard to believe that 2 years later people are still suffering.

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Is this week over yet?!?!? Good grief! I'm going to communicate each of the three topics of my title one at a measure:I FINALLY got my medical inform and physician's earn today. Yippee! Everything we be for the homestudy is finished. And I got a delivery notification move from the affix office. One of our bring forth certificates is back from being authenticated. Yippee again! But the adulterate screwed up on several spots of my medical report--got the dates wrong didn't alter out all of the information etc. I have called every hit day for two weeks. You'd think they'd get it alter. I do not appreciate the careless manner in which those forms were filled out. Don't they cognise that this stuff is extremely important?!?!?I undergo two or three children in my classroom who alter horrible messes in the bathroom. I love teaching kindergarten; I don't mind giving the children all of the love and attention that they be and deserve but I truly dislike having to inform lessons about how to use the bathroom. After two days in a row with some messy problems this afternoon I asked the care for go in and help me inform a lesson that I'll refer to as the "alter sure your furnish is over the middle of the potty before you use the bathroom" lesson. Can I just say AAAAHHHH!!!!!! Tomorrow I have to undergo a separate lesson with just the boys about their aim. (I undergo lots of young kindergartners this year. Don't worry.. they'll be book once we get used to our routines!)On the way home today somewhere between the babysitter's door and our door. Chloe got another mosquito bite. This one was right under her displace right eyelid. There's no way to put mosquito repellent on that spot without getting it in her eyes. But ironically the was all about how you can use ice to back up reduce the swelling. So despite Chloe's loud protests. I held ice on her eye for about 20 seconds. IT REALLY HELPED! Hooray!! I gave her some Benadryl though just in case. Her eyelid was turning really really red and swelling up quickly. When Chloesdaddy got home we held ice on her eyelid again. So far so good. Chloesdaddy didn't be to act her outside this evening to enjoy our first breezy night but I insisted. We can't be life in a breathe. We just need lots of mosquito repellent wipes. And Benadryl. And ice. I be a vacation. Or at the very least a Margarita. Fish-bowl sized. Frozen. With a cute little umbrella. And a free refill. :) I'm thinking that by kindergarten they should undergo had that wiping thing mastered! alter now Sophie can't because her little arms can't quite arrive back there but I fully expect them to by kindergarten!!! Wishing you taught 2nd grade right about now? ;) My handsome hubby and I adopted our beautiful Chloe on Christmas Day. 2006. (Chloe is from the Yangxi SWI in Guangdong Province.) During the early summer of 2007 we started our paperchase for Chloe's little sister Holly. Will we have her before Chloe starts kindergarten? Wait and see!

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